LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Wife came home from work today and said " two of the girls in work had flowers delivered to them today for Valentine's Day , and they are gorgeous "....
I explained " and that is why they got flowers and you didn't "..
I explained " and that is why they got flowers and you didn't "..
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To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.
To all you fat birds, chin up!
I'm sure you've still got pancake mix leftover from yesterday.
To all you fat birds, chin up!
I'm sure you've still got pancake mix leftover from yesterday.
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:00 pmIt's strange to think that in a few years time the number one cause of death among female Olympic gold winning athletes could be prostate cancer.
Quality Lefty old buddy!
And true!
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Which village ?LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:39 amI've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village..
That didn't go down well.
Asking for a friend
Don’t want Saka to be running short
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My personal favouriteLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:59 pmTo all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.
To all you fat birds, chin up!
I'm sure you've still got pancake mix leftover from yesterday.
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I went to the doctors for a Prostate exam
He said 'take your pants off'
I said 'Where should I put them'?
He said 'Over there, next to mine'............
He said 'take your pants off'
I said 'Where should I put them'?
He said 'Over there, next to mine'............
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Reminds me of my last prostate exam when halfway through it the doctor leaned forward and whispered in my ear "look, no hands....."
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was his name Dr Feelgood?
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Or Dr Goodfeel ?
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I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.
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What a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:56 pmI hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.
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As long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:18 pmWhat a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:56 pmI hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:58 amAs long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:18 pmWhat a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:56 pmI hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.