It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
A midget pulls a bird in a pub and tells her 'tonight i'm going to give you the best sex you've ever had'. Curious, she goes home with him and before she knows it she's lying on the bed screaming in ecstasy. She says to the midget 'You are amazing' The midget says' thats fuck all love, wait until I get the other leg in!'
I pulled a deaf and dumb girl last night,
took her back to her place a shagged her all night.
This morning I felt guilty
so I broke her fingers so she couldnt tell anybody.
stg wrote:I pulled a deaf and dumb girl last night,
took her back to her place a shagged her all night.
This morning I felt guilty
so I broke her fingers so she couldnt tell anybody.