Hey a little joke to see you through the day...
Man gets home and tells his wife,
GET ME BEER BEFORE IT STARTS..
he drinks it and says,
QUICK GET ME ANOTHER BEFORE IT STARTS..
again she gets it and he drinks it and says,
ANOTHER BEFORE IT STARTS..
she says,
LISTEN HERE YOU FAT LAZY SLOB, YOU WALK IN,SIT DOWN AND START BARKING ORDERS!!
he says,
FUCK ME ITS STARTED.......