LOVE the lazy attempt at a roundhouse kick about 27 seconds in!
"Uh! I kick you. But not much. Have no bread for eat two weeks."
Reminds me of my favourite Russian joke;
Russian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?”
Russian say, “I thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
It's a joke! RELAX - we all love the Russians!