OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:33 pmNewcastle like ave like announced like who their like first signing like will be like in January like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGbZdrcqXA8
Newcastle United FC about to join the big time
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Maybe they could get Gazza to manage them. Cost effective too.
"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."
"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."
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Aye mun gazza...nowt expense spared like... we've even hired a woman for you to beat up when yoos pissedUp like
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Second bottom with 4 points after 10 games. PLEASE MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN
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rodders999 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 30, 2021 8:17 pmSecond bottom with 4 points after 10 games. PLEASE MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN
To quote one of their more famous failed managers, "I'd love it!"
October 2021 - Pimped.
May* 2022 - Relegated.
* I say "May", but let's be honest at this rate it could be March or April!
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They are the most ridiculous club in English football!
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up
Messiah after Messiah!
There's an old saying "You can't polish a turd"
It fits this joke of a club to a tee!
I honestly think they'll go down, you couldn't make it up
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I think it was our resident Mackem that first used the term "the spurz of the north" on here and it is the perfect description of them.
Has there ever been two clubs with such delusions of grandeur?
Maybe the murdering filth of wet sham and their historic "style before success" bollocks.
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"Yooooo ginaaa laffff but I gotta a chikinnn wi me bekozzzzz I'm gooooinnnn fiisssshinnn wi Rollll Moooot in a minitttt."DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Oct 27, 2021 8:49 amMaybe they could get Gazza to manage them. Cost effective too.
"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."
"Um, he's still dead, you stupid piss head"
"Whhhyyyy aaaaaaayyyyyy, niiii waaayyy maaan. I've jisssstttt biiiin doooon the pub wi him."
"No, you haven't you fat piss head."
"Naaahh weeeeeet. It wasss nat him. I wasss at he oooomm smaassshinnn me wife aboooot agiiiin."
"Yes, that's more like it, you fat wife beating little cûnt."
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They will splurge a fortune in January on the likes of Ramsey for £400k a week. They will still be relegated.
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Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:49 pm"Yooooo ginaaa laffff but I gotta a chikinnn wi me bekozzzzz I'm gooooinnnn fiisssshinnn wi Rollll Moooot in a minitttt."DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Oct 27, 2021 8:49 amMaybe they could get Gazza to manage them. Cost effective too.
"Howay Gazza man. We'll hoy in a canny six pack and a cooked chicken like."
"Um, he's still dead, you stupid piss head"
"Whhhyyyy aaaaaaayyyyyy, niiii waaayyy maaan. I've jisssstttt biiiin doooon the pub wi him."
"No, you haven't you fat piss head."
"Naaahh weeeeeet. It wasss nat him. I wasss at he oooomm smaassshinnn me wife aboooot agiiiin."
"Yes, that's more like it, you fat wife beating little cûnt."
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Newcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)
I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate
Good ebening Newcastle !
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They're game away to Watford should be interestingSteveO 35 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:29 amNewcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)
I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate
Good ebening Newcastle !
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Emery has a problem with speaking English and so too do the Geordies so an ideal match up!
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Indeed.....you can put your house on them losing......err, I mean drawing 2-2rodders999 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:13 amThey're game away to Watford should be interestingSteveO 35 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:29 amNewcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)
I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate
Good ebening Newcastle !
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SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:39 pmIndeed.....you can put your house on them losing......err, I mean drawing 2-2rodders999 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:13 amThey're game away to Watford should be interestingSteveO 35 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:29 amNewcastle United plan to announce their new manager this week, with Villarreal's former Arsenal boss Unai Emery emerging as the latest leading contender. (Mirror)
I'm sure this news will have you look at them in a more favourable light mate
Good ebening Newcastle !
Obviously he had the stand out achievement of beating the mancs in the EL final last season (typical that the only fucking club he couldn't win it with was us ) but it's pretty much all gone to shit for Villareal this season.
13th in La Liga with only 2 wins all season so once the sweet smell of the Saudi murder money comes the clubs way it will probably suit all parties to part company I'd imagine.