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MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:05 am
by Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER
Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:12 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:13 am
by MM99
She gonna cheat on you OP. Sleep with her sister for back up ammo.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:15 am
by flash gunner
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:15 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I suppose you have to ask yourself.......would you cheat on her if you went away to Ibiza with some mates......therein lies the answer
Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:17 am
by Number 5
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
You're all sorted fella.
If she's on the rag while she's over there you've got no worries.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:17 am
by thearsenal
prepare for chlamydia when she gets back
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:23 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
thearsenal wrote:prepare for chlamydia when she gets back
How do you know her name.....
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:40 am
by SpanishJoe
I can catch the ferry and be in Ibiza in a couple of hours.
What does she look like, where's she staying and just how loose is she?
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:46 am
by Bradywasking
She is getting 10 days of fun , you are getting 10 months of frustration instead...she wins.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:50 am
by I Hate Hleb
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:52 am
by HashKads
Wow. You are off your rocker. There is no way my lady would be going to Ibiza with a bunch of loose whores.
Oh well, some serious pussy pounding is going down in Ibiza for 10 days
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:55 am
by I Hate Hleb
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:56 am
by flash gunner
kingjayson1 wrote:Wow. You are off your rocker. There is no way my lady would be going to Ibiza
but you let her go to America for a month?
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:57 am
by MM99
OP, we're also gonna need pics of said gf for analytical purposes