Wasnt that MIG? or was he the one who hurt his toe kicking a door?RoscommonGooner wrote:Is this the same girl who broke up with you a couple of seasons ago when you renewed your season ticket?
MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
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safcftm wrote:just hope we can fight our way to them through the crowds of spaniards with their cocks out, their apartments going to be crammedflash gunner wrote:Looks like its just us two on the onlinegooner Ibiza trip safcftm with fitty and niceysafcftm wrote:Dont worry mate, this one doesnt- she just enjoys getting loads of spanish cock and, since she can combine that with a holiday, its effectively freeLDB wrote:It always makes me laugh when chicks play up about football.
They sure as hell better not have any hobbies that cost them money or they can fuck right off
Im prepared to wait my turn
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
ha ha great thread. Ill chip in my 2 pennith.Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Take a pre-emtive strive and get yourself on adultfriendfinder.com. Find the loosest looking chaz hoebag you can with a name like princess or saphire. Bang her frikken brains out but make sure you do it bareback so you Catch the herpes she is harbouring in her butchers window. Then when your bird gets back pass it on to her, and after 2 months when shes been to the clap clinic shell have to fess up to you about what she got upto in Ibiza.
Only down side is if she was a good girl on her hols she will know she got it from you and your fucked. A small down side to this plan if you ask me.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
Apart from that it's flawlessgunner_ace wrote:ha ha great thread. Ill chip in my 2 pennith.Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Take a pre-emtive strive and get yourself on adultfriendfinder.com. Find the loosest looking chaz hoebag you can with a name like princess or saphire. Bang her frikken brains out but make sure you do it bareback so you Catch the herpes she is harbouring in her butchers window. Then when your bird gets back pass it on to her, and after 2 months when shes been to the clap clinic shell have to fess up to you about what she got upto in Ibiza.
Only down side is if she was a good girl on her hols she will know she got it from you and your fucked. A small down side to this plan if you ask me.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
I say its worth the risk just to make sure.bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:Apart from that it's flawlessgunner_ace wrote:ha ha great thread. Ill chip in my 2 pennith.Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Take a pre-emtive strive and get yourself on adultfriendfinder.com. Find the loosest looking chaz hoebag you can with a name like princess or saphire. Bang her frikken brains out but make sure you do it bareback so you Catch the herpes she is harbouring in her butchers window. Then when your bird gets back pass it on to her, and after 2 months when shes been to the clap clinic shell have to fess up to you about what she got upto in Ibiza.
Only down side is if she was a good girl on her hols she will know she got it from you and your fucked. A small down side to this plan if you ask me.
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
I always find going the extra mile in relationships helps. Banging princess will show he caresgunner_ace wrote:I say its worth the risk just to make sure.bang goes the 0-0 draw wrote:Apart from that it's flawlessgunner_ace wrote:ha ha great thread. Ill chip in my 2 pennith.Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.
I worry. I worry.
I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.
Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Take a pre-emtive strive and get yourself on adultfriendfinder.com. Find the loosest looking chaz hoebag you can with a name like princess or saphire. Bang her frikken brains out but make sure you do it bareback so you Catch the herpes she is harbouring in her butchers window. Then when your bird gets back pass it on to her, and after 2 months when shes been to the clap clinic shell have to fess up to you about what she got upto in Ibiza.
Only down side is if she was a good girl on her hols she will know she got it from you and your fucked. A small down side to this plan if you ask me.
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Is "apartments" a euphemism...?safcftm wrote:just hope we can fight our way to them through the crowds of spaniards with their cocks out, their apartments going to be crammedflash gunner wrote:Looks like its just us two on the onlinegooner Ibiza trip safcftm with fitty and niceysafcftm wrote:Dont worry mate, this one doesnt- she just enjoys getting loads of spanish cock and, since she can combine that with a holiday, its effectively freeLDB wrote:It always makes me laugh when chicks play up about football.
They sure as hell better not have any hobbies that cost them money or they can fuck right off
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safcftm wrote:it is now!DB10GOONER wrote:Is "apartments" a euphemism...?
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MFPG - sorry mate, not what you want to hear, but she is going to have more pricks in her than a second hand dart board. She'll be walking like John Wayne when she gets home. If you hear a whistling noise it'll be the wind blowing up the chasm that she now has for a vagina.
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Damn it, i'm stuck at work and I'm bored, can you not at least pretend that you've had some wild holidays where you have been in a bikini walking onto the beach having been in the sea, the water still running off your hair, down your shoulders and over your breasts when, suddenly, you have seen a beautiful woman sunbathing naked, the sun glistening off her perfect arse who has turned over, making your heart flutter as her large breasts slowly move into view. The woman looks into your eyes, puts her hand between her thighs and moves it slowly upwards, you can see her pussy, moist, awaiting her touch and desiring yours, whilst she maintains an eye contact that makes you feel open to her obvious intentions.... Maybe then you could talk, go back to a hotel room, shower together, you know, all that good stuffMizzNaughty wrote:All of you are so mean!
I've been to a few wild places on holiday but I still managed to stay faithful. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about
Ha'way, otherwise I'm stuck looking at a fucking costing system