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Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pmI have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pmBrilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pmI have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
Cheers Stu
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:05 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pmBrilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pmI have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:27 pm"Mummy mummy, can I get pregnant through anal sex"? "
Of course you can darling....where do you think moderators come from"!
Sorry DB
OneBard beat me to that one! Awl the best.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:05 pmOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pmBrilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pmI have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites
All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pmMy girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mateDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pmAll crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pmMy girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.