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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:25 pm
by OneBardGooner
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:26 am
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:58 am
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:18 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:56 pm
I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel.
he likes a stiff one before he starts work.
What a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?
As long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:33 pm
by TeeCee
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:02 am
by Midz
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:16 pm
by OneBardGooner
TeeCee wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:33 pm
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:31 pm
by Nick Nack
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
by DB10GOONER
I think the question is "
what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:40 pm
by Nick Nack
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "
what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
I wonder if there is a collectors edition
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:38 am
by OneBardGooner
Nick Nack wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:40 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "
what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
I wonder if there is a collectors edition
You mean a
Box Set !?
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:30 pm
by shu
Ha ha challenging wanks or the 6 finger shuffle as it is known here in Norfolk
Bard , no my sister doesn’t have 6 fingers
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:31 pm
by shu
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:38 pm
TeeCee wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:33 pm
I went to the doctors for a Prostate exam
He said 'take your pants off'
I said 'Where should I put them'?
He said 'Over there, next to mine'............
Reminds me of my last prostate exam when halfway through it the doctor leaned forward and whispered in my ear "look, no hands....."
Ha ha
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:15 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:11 pm
by Block93
Girl goes into a record shop at Christmas.
"Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?"
"No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch"
"That's not a record!"
"It's not far off!"
(PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time around)
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:15 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
"I'm going out to scrape the car," my wife said this morning.
"Against what?" I replied.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:16 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife."
Put the fucker on," he says, "I"m fucking lost."
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:17 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.
Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.
Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!
Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.
