Welcome Declan Rice

[mcdowell42]

Many happy memories of past transfer fuck-ups

Just for old time's sake

NOBODY IS COMING

Are you forgetting about the internal transfer window

[BobbyPires7]

Mohammed Elneny is coming.

[SteveO 35]

Many happy memories of past transfer fuck-ups

Just for old time's sake

NOBODY IS COMING

Are you forgetting about the internal transfer window

Silly me! Lots of top, top, super quality available in that window as we all know.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Anyone else remember the frequent links with David Trezeguet?

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... guet-talks

[Stuart L (2)]

Many happy memories of past transfer fuck-ups

Just for old time's sake

NOBODY IS COMING

Are you forgetting about the internal transfer window

New deal for Ethan Nwaneri announced soon and we are sorted

[OneBardGooner]

I just don't understand why this is taking so long.


We want him to play for Arsenal (well some of us do ) So just stump up the wonga and get the deal done & dusted. If IF! We do manage to get this over the line - he will improve us tenfold, I know some don't rate or want him, or that they think his price is too high, but I genuinely believe he would improve our Midfield in both attack and defence tenfold, also not only would he make us a far better team but he would also improve simply by the facts that he would be playing with better players (as long as Clive fucks off) and he would improve as a player under Arteta & the Coaching Staff.


+ Also we already have a song waiting oir him:

(To the tune of Ian Wright, Wright, Wright)



Declan Rice ! Rice ! Rice!.

[gooner265]

I just don't understand why this is taking so long.


We want him to play for Arsenal (well some of us do ) So just stump up the wonga and get the deal done & dusted. If IF! We do manage to get this over the line - he will improve us tenfold, I know some don't rate or want him, or that they think his price is too high, but I genuinely believe he would improve our Midfield in both attack and defence tenfold, also not only would he make us a far better team but he would also improve simply by the facts that he would be playing with better players (as long as Clive fucks off) and he would improve as a player under Arteta & the Coaching Staff.


+ Also we already have a song waiting oir him:

(To the tune of Ian Wright, Wright, Wright)



Declan Rice ! Rice ! Rice!.

And he's a leader something we badly need.

[Kingralph]

I just don't understand why this is taking so long.


We want him to play for Arsenal (well some of us do ) So just stump up the wonga and get the deal done & dusted. If IF! We do manage to get this over the line - he will improve us tenfold, I know some don't rate or want him, or that they think his price is too high, but I genuinely believe he would improve our Midfield in both attack and defence tenfold, also not only would he make us a far better team but he would also improve simply by the facts that he would be playing with better players (as long as Clive fucks off) and he would improve as a player under Arteta & the Coaching Staff.


+ Also we already have a song waiting oir him:

(To the tune of Ian Wright, Wright, Wright)



Declan Rice ! Rice ! Rice!.

Surely his song is going to be “Rice, Rice, Baby” to the tune of Vanilla Ice’s seminal 90’s classic?

[OneBardGooner]

I just don't understand why this is taking so long.


We want him to play for Arsenal (well some of us do ) So just stump up the wonga and get the deal done & dusted. If IF! We do manage to get this over the line - he will improve us tenfold, I know some don't rate or want him, or that they think his price is too high, but I genuinely believe he would improve our Midfield in both attack and defence tenfold, also not only would he make us a far better team but he would also improve simply by the facts that he would be playing with better players (as long as Clive fucks off) and he would improve as a player under Arteta & the Coaching Staff.


+ Also we already have a song waiting oir him:

(To the tune of Ian Wright, Wright, Wright)



Declan Rice ! Rice ! Rice!.

Surely his song is going to be “Rice, Rice, Baby” to the tune of Vanilla Ice’s seminal 90’s classic?

Maybe let's get the deal done first!?


Besides Vanilla Ice was Shyte mate... I mean C'mon.

[nut flush gooner]

I prefer :

Declan Rice is magic
He wears a magic hat
He could have gone to City
But he said no fuck that
He'll pass it with left foot, he'll pass it with his right
And when we win the Premier League
We'll sing this song all night!!!

[DB10GOONER]

I prefer :

Declan Rice is magic
He wears a magic hat
He could have gone to City
But he said no fuck that
He'll pass it with left foot, he'll pass it with his right
And when we win the Premier League
We'll sing this song all night!!!

Doesn't scan.

Also you went all northern in t'highlighted t'line.

[falkirk goon]

I just don't understand why this is taking so long.


We want him to play for Arsenal (well some of us do ) So just stump up the wonga and get the deal done & dusted. If IF! We do manage to get this over the line - he will improve us tenfold, I know some don't rate or want him, or that they think his price is too high, but I genuinely believe he would improve our Midfield in both attack and defence tenfold, also not only would he make us a far better team but he would also improve simply by the facts that he would be playing with better players (as long as Clive fucks off) and he would improve as a player under Arteta & the Coaching Staff.


+ Also we already have a song waiting oir him:

(To the tune of Ian Wright, Wright, Wright)



Declan Rice ! Rice ! Rice!.

Surely his song is going to be “Rice, Rice, Baby” to the tune of Vanilla Ice’s seminal 90’s classic?

Maybe let's get the deal done first!?


Besides Vanilla Ice was Shyte mate... I mean C'mon.

I concur Vanilla Ice was tollies I think the Rice Rice baby pish was a Muller rice ad from a wee while ago it was utter shite

[BobbyPires7]

The one going round that made me chuckle is (to the tune of the WeBuyAnyCar advert)

You sold your star…
To Mi-Kel Ar-Tet-A!

[Retro Gunner]

Any chance of signing Cole Porter in the transfer window? Reading the shit above, I think we desperately need him.

[OneBardGooner]

Any chance of signing Cole Porter in the transfer window? Reading the shit above, I think we desperately need him.

And thus spoke Susan Boyles Biggest Fan!